половина ай-нэнэмэ — эмигранты, эмигрантки, штирлицы и хайды, вторая половина — редкотрезвеющие люмпены за "ибм-писи-эй-ти 286". Хули ожидать от такого компота? Первая половина не может забыть ррусише лэнгвидьж, вторая мстит жестокими минусами первой за то, шо те съебались таки, а поцреоты нигде никому нахуй не нужны ввиду скудости мыслительных процессов. Как говорил великий человек, разваливший сср: "такова сэ ля ви"
Ты со своей колокольни поливочную машину не устраивай, аналитег. Дело вообче в потере человечеством ориентиров. Я ж говорю, все рамсы попутали. Абсолютно все.
и... эта...
"ориентир — отдельностоящий осел! вправо 2, дальше 50, батарея, два снаряда беглый огонь!"
Это при наличии ориентиров, даже таких странных.
Однажды моя жена стояла перед зеркалом голышом и критически себя рассматривала. То, что отражалось в зеркале, ей не нравилось и она сказала мне: "Ужасно себя чувствую, видя, что выгляжу старой, толстой и некрасивой. Сделай мне комплимент" И я сделал: "У тебя удивительно хорошее зрение!" И тут началось...
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Summer after high school when we first met
We'd make out in your Mustang to Radiohead
And on my 18th Birthday
We got matching tattoos
Used to steal your parents' liquor
And climb to the roof
Talk about our future
Like we had a clue
Never planned that one day
I'd be losing you
In another life
I would be your girl
We'd keep all our promises
Be us against the world
In another life
I would make you stay
So I don't have to say
You were the one that got away
The one that got away
I was June and you were my Johnny Cash
Never one without the other, we made a pact
Sometimes when I miss you
I put those records on (Whoa)
Someone said you had your tattoo removed
Saw you downtown singing the Blues
It's time to face the music
I'm no longer your muse
But in another life
I would be your girl
We'd keep all our promises
Be us against the world
In another life
I would make you stay
So I don't have to say
You were the one that got away
The one that got away
The o-o-o-o-o-one [x3]
The one that got away
[Bridge:]
All this money can't buy me a time machine (Nooooo)
Can't replace you with a million rings (Nooooo)
I should've told you what you meant to me (Whoa)
'Cause now I pay the price
In another life
I would be your girl
We'd keep all our promises
Be us against the world
In another life
I would make you stay
So I don't have to say
You were the one that got away
The one that got away
The o-o-o-o-o-one [x3]
In another life
I would make you stay
So I don't have to say
You were the one that got away
The one that got away
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Учителка!
Штоли не видишь чашечку Петри?
А чё, есть?
Грипп.
ОРЗ.
Бао — с Днюхой!
Всем утро доброе.
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Не то.
"ориентир — отдельностоящий осел! вправо 2, дальше 50, батарея, два снаряда беглый огонь!"
Это при наличии ориентиров, даже таких странных.
Summer after high school when we first met
We'd make out in your Mustang to Radiohead
And on my 18th Birthday
We got matching tattoos
Used to steal your parents' liquor
And climb to the roof
Talk about our future
Like we had a clue
Never planned that one day
I'd be losing you
In another life
I would be your girl
We'd keep all our promises
Be us against the world
In another life
I would make you stay
So I don't have to say
You were the one that got away
The one that got away
I was June and you were my Johnny Cash
Never one without the other, we made a pact
Sometimes when I miss you
I put those records on (Whoa)
Someone said you had your tattoo removed
Saw you downtown singing the Blues
It's time to face the music
I'm no longer your muse
But in another life
I would be your girl
We'd keep all our promises
Be us against the world
In another life
I would make you stay
So I don't have to say
You were the one that got away
The one that got away
The o-o-o-o-o-one [x3]
The one that got away
[Bridge:]
All this money can't buy me a time machine (Nooooo)
Can't replace you with a million rings (Nooooo)
I should've told you what you meant to me (Whoa)
'Cause now I pay the price
In another life
I would be your girl
We'd keep all our promises
Be us against the world
In another life
I would make you stay
So I don't have to say
You were the one that got away
The one that got away
The o-o-o-o-o-one [x3]
In another life
I would make you stay
So I don't have to say
You were the one that got away
The one that got away